by Andy Rooney from CBS "60 Minutes".
This is for all you girls 40 years and over.... and for those who are turning 40, and for those who are scared of moving into their 50's...AND 60's..and for guys who are scared of girls over 40!!!!
Andy Rooney says:
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want ! to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.
A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will
often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 40 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. They always know.
A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counter part.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately,
it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free", here's an update for you. Now 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire
pig, just to get a little sausage.
LMAO at the last line. That was a great read for me. It almost makes me look forward to the big 40 in January. Scary, but I will be with RaeLynn, who will also turn 40 two weeks after me in Feb, and Rachael (our other close friend) who turns 40 the day after me. The three of us have been celebrating our birthdays together for the past 15 years. It will be nice to have someone with me going through it at the same time.
*makes a mental note to buy slut-red lipstick for 40th b-day celebration*
<font size="4" face="Tempus Sana ITC,Verdana, Arial">Don't forget to buy that <u> BLACK </u>balloon that says "Over the Hill"...........LOL [img]tongue.gif[/img]Originally posted by Cherry_pez:
*makes a mental note to buy slut-red lipstick for 40th b-day celebration*
A fine example why men are deemed insensitive creatures. **strangles Wild**
*lol
I loved the last line myself and trust me most what's said there is the truth*S. Turning 40 was much easier than turning 30 and so far I'm just loving it!!!
God Bless Andy Rooney???!!!
Well I will take the balloon over what they did to my sister. All her friends placed 40 plastic flamingos in her yard and then went in her house and seran-wrapped anything that was not nailed down...even the fruit in her fruit basket, each piece of silverware...it was crazy.
They did what??? I bet they had a blast*lol
<font size="4" face="Tempus Sana ITC,Verdana, Arial">Hey!! They gave me one and told me it was a tradition! LOLOriginally posted by Cherry_pez:
A fine example why men are deemed insensitive creatures. **strangles Wild**
But, as y'all find out.... It gets better.
[img]graemlins/cake.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/present.gif[/img] Early <~~~~ for the B/D lady.. [img]wink.gif[/img]
<font color="#0000FF" size="1">[ April 05, 2006 01:00 AM: Message edited by: wildnthewind ]</font>
ARe you deaf? I said they took everything in her house and wrapped it in seran wrap...you know it's like aluminum foil wrap but instead it is a clear roll of plastic??
Wait a second...........Are you fucking with me?
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